It's Time to Declare War on the Drug War

What do you call a country where the government imposes its will on the people against their will? Simple answer: A totalitarian state.

Snowdeath 2.0: We Shall Slay the Snowbeast With Our Guns

In what can only be characterized as a completely shocking and unforeseeable turn of events, we did not all perish in the great Snowdeath of 2014. And here we are again, staring down the barrel of another Snowdeath as it prepares to shoot its icy bullets of rage and death directly in our faces. The local media has begun to refer to this latest storm as, "an unprecedented event of truly epic and unrivaled proportions." Indeed, it does appear that way. The photo on the right is the horrific current state of the weather. If you look really close, you can probably see a single rain drop. And that rain drop might even be cold. The photo on the left is the apocalyptic scene in the grocery store today. That's a line that stretches all the way around the store and back up to the dairy section, people. As it turns out, it's not just snow that kills. But also rain and cold.